Radiation levels spike in San Francisco!

Colorado the highest city in the U.S. woot!

http://banoosh.com/blog/2013/11/23/colorado-store-makes-history-as-first-to-offer-recreational-marijuana-in-the-us/!prettyPhoto-83081/0/!prettyPhoto-83081/0/

Finally, fart proof underwear has arrived.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/22/tech/innovation/apparently-this-matters-shreddies/index.html?c=&page=4

Enter the Matrix

http://www.sciencegymnasium.com/2013/12/the-artificial-womb-is-born-and-world.html

:)

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums This Year?

http://deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-this-year-1486766986

Police Lure Naked Suicidal Man Off Ledge With a Sandwich

Whatever works I guess, but if the guy wants a Cheeseburger why not just get him one. Beggars can't be choosers, my eye!

http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/12/30/Police-Lure-Naked-Suicidal-Man-Off-Ledge-With-a-Sandwich

Bad science jokes... love em.
http://www.theguardian.com/science/2013/dec/29/scientists-favourite-jokes

I know you've only been back in Van a few days J, but perhaps you should turn around and GTFO!

Steam from Fukushima started a few days ago, the west coast needs to evacuate!

http://turnerradionetwork.com/news/146-mjt

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